Here is a list of the things I like.

I know how we can stop the war: we can knit the world’s smallest pair of hemp pants, and then put them on a mouse, then hide the mouse in a cupboard, but which cupboard is he in, man?! They won’t stop thinking about that, they won’t have time to go to war!

Patton Oswalt hippie impression, No Reason to Complain (via whereareallthesourpatchparents)

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